Catering to those lovers out there that have a serious case of butt face

• Add to cart

• Type in your personalised message

• Select whether or not you’d like to include a chunk-o-confetti for your pleasure (no extra $$)

• Add recipients name and address

• Once order has been placed, I will hand write your message inside your chosen card, seal it (not by licking it, of course) and send it directly to your chosen person/s.

• FREE POSTAGE, it’s on me.

• If you then wish to send me some toilet paper, or antibacterial hand wash - I’d happily accept.